Cruel Bloom Soap Company

Wasteland Bundle

$27

This bundle features Shiny and Chrome, Ride Eternal, and Black Pine Tar. Each bar is 5oz each and includes a poplar wood soap dish. 

Shiny and Chrome - The perfect soap for your time in the wasteland! This scent is a bright cedarwood heavily complemented by black pepper and citrus. You can almost smell the scorched earth, caked with tanned leather. You will ride eternal, shiny, and chrome. 

Ride Eternal - The aromas of sandalwood, lemongrass, ylang-ylang, and Lily will comfort you with the knowledge that life on Earth is merely a trial in preparation for your noble service in Valhalla. It’s not just soap; it’s a combatant in the battle against dirt and grime! Gentle suds clean away filth and stench to leave the skin as soft as newly fallen snow. It is said, those who use Ride Eternal will be carried to the gates of Valhalla by Immortan Joe himself. 

Black Pine Tar - It's a nightmare world out there. And it smells terrible. You need soap to clean your grimy skin, but fear not! Big Brother has graciously issued us with Black Pine Tar Soap—with hints of sweet bergamot (to remind you of the sweeter times), cedarwood (to cover up that ever-present smell of varying levels of decay) bay leaf, and tobacco for some semblance of warmth.

Gently cleansing with a smooth, rich lather and handcrafted in small batches. Our artisanal soaps are formulated with plant-based oils & butters and are 100% vegan and cruelty-free. To extend the life of your bar, store on a draining soap dish and keep dry between uses.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Palm Oil (RSPO Certified), Pine Tar, Castor Oil, Shea Butter, Sweet Almond Oil, Fragrance Oil, Oatmeal, Sodium Lactate, Activated Charcoal, Mica Colorant

Weight: Approximately 5oz (141g)

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